Go Bama, Roll Tide!

(in the pouring rain, walking back and forth)
Little Ducks, there’s trouble in Russia. So they called us. We’re going over there and bringing the most lethal killing machine ever devised. Capable of launching more firepower than has ever been released in the history of war. For one purpose alone: to keep our country safe. We constitute the front line, and the last line, of defense. I expect, and demand, your very best. Anything less, you should’ve joined the Air Force (laughter). This might be our Commander In Chief’s Navy, but it’s my boat, and all I ask, is that you keep up with me, and if you can’t, then that strange sensation you’ll be feeling in the seat of your pants, will be my boot in your ass (laughter). (walks over to the podium, walks up the steps to the microphone)

Mr. Cobb?

Yes, Sir.

You’re aware of the name of this ship, aren’t you, Mr. Cobb?

Yes, Sir.

It bares a proud name, doesn’t it Mr. Cobb.

Yes, Sir, a very proud name.

It represents fine people.

Very fine people, Sir.

Who live in fine and outstanding states.

Outstanding, Sir.

in the greatest country in the entire world.

In the entire world, Sir.

And what is that name, Mr. Cobb.

Alabama, Sir.

And what do we say?

(together with Captain) Go, Bama, Roll Tide!

see to the boat, dismiss the crew!

Dismiss the crew, ay ay Sir. Crew, department heads, attend to your departments. Fall out!